The Team Chicken Salad Roam Page
hello, and welcome to the super secret web HQ of Team Chicken Salad! TCS
is
a member of a super secret government organization beset with the task of
protecting American citizens from supernatural/alien threats. This group that is
known as Bureau 13 (which does not exist) would by it's very nature require
total secrecy for it to function properly. TCS is a team of 2..."Chick" and
"Sal"... 2 free range roosters who after an accidental exposure to massive
amounts of radiation mutated into rooster-men who have the appearance of mundane
humans, BUT who have retained some of the best traits of the rooster: lightning
quick reactions, incredible fighting ability, and a great sense of timing!
Chik is a quiet, polite, and dangerous being. He is known as A Pack of
Instant Whoop-Ass, Just Add Trouble. Of the 2 members of TCS, Chick is the
better shot, and an excellent martial artist. Chick is a master of light
military weapons, heavy military weapons, and he loves to use his ASP batons. He
is also a confirmed double ace... his last kill made from a C47 transport, with
a handgun out the pilot's window! talk about a dog fight! He is also a master
helo pilot. Chick is the speed demon of the team. Preferring sports cars and
fast motorcycles, Chick drives as fast as the conditions permit, trusting to his
ECM equipment to keep problems with local law enforcement to a minimum. Chick's
load-out of projectile weapons is: SPAS-12, Steyr AMR, Amburst, Colt Walker, and
a H&K MP5SD. Chick also likes to carry twin tactical batons which he uses in
a customized martial art style that he developed. Chick's best attribute is his
ability to blend into a crowd, a forest, or even an empty room and be totally
unnoticed... he can stand perfectly still for hours, making no noise,
undisturbed by any distractions around him, and be able to jump into action in
mere milliseconds! Sal likes to call Chik his "heavy backup" while he is in his
diplomatic mode, and is confident enough of Chik that he is able to let down his
guard to become empathic while on a mission.
Sal is the diplomat of the team. His training as a minister, and his empathy
for living beings, allows him to be the sensitive side of TCS. Don't get the
wrong idea, Sal is a very competent fighter in his own right, but he is the one
who tends to do the talking when the situation calls for it. Sal is not nearly
the F-117 that Chik resembles... preferring to walk in guns blazing, throwing
kilograms of lead and copper down-range. Sal's favorite hand weapon is his war
club, made by Chik, in the style(but not proportions) of an ancient Japanese
weapon. Sal's answer to the Louisville slugger is shod in steel bands and
covered in studs. Sal enjoys firing his Desert Eagle .44 at moving targets, and
pesky/stubborn Plug-N-Play computer components! He also loves his Masterson
assault cannon... but circumstances rarely allow him to unleash the hellish
firepower of this weapon. Sals is not nearly as subtle as superman... rather
then fly over an obstacle, he prefers to shove it out of the way, or blow it up.
Sal once was attacked by a demonically possessed building, which dropped a wall
on him... he survived only slightly wounded. Sal's most memorable encounter was
when he convinced the ghost of P.T. Barnum out of his attack on DasneyPlace, an
amusement park in central Texas that was too "Cutesy" for P.T's tastes... Sal is
also known to be able to handle just about any large road vehicle... from police
car to shuttle crawler, pickup truck to earth mover.
Chik and Sal make an effective fighting team with their combined talents with
firearms and hand-to-hand weapons, their ability to deal with unusual
situations, their ability to drive/fly/pilot just about anything, and their
oversized egos. Chik and Sal also have extensive computer training and tend to
use those abilities to make sure that they have the best intel that time
permits... though they never did learn to touch-type, because it's a roosters
natural tendency to hunt and peck.